Whoa

I normally wouldn’t post something like this, but, you know, I thought for one, this guy doesn’t think before he writes, second, I was in utter shock, when I looked at what this guy sent me.

When opening up any e-mail, I am usually bored with the many pictures men send me on a daily basis. (yawn) As if I am impressed with anything they care to share. This particular e-mail, although not impressive in the least, was just something.

Keep in mind that having a mouthful of coffee when viewing said picture, causes explosive discharge of  anything that might remain in your mouth, and likely to cause hard swallowing while laughing, followed by regurgitation of said coffee back into your mouth after the laughter has worn off.

Damn he should have put a warning label on his attachment for christ sake….Side affects may include: complete and utter shock and amazement, uncontrollable laughter, nausea and vomiting.

Of course I went straight to the picture, didn’t bother to read the letter till after the fact, and found this…and I quote “ 

Hi

I really enjoy your store. The humiliation really hits me, especially SPH. Your big ass makes me feel submissive and even smaller. I am embarrassed knowing I am too small to have sex with you! 

My penis is micropenis size, only around 2,5 ” fully hard. It shrinks with age…I also have problem getting fully erect, even when I am extremely horny, that is humiliation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis ” end quote.

Wow……..Like you need to send me a wiki link to know what a micropenis is? Good Gawd!

OK……well……LOL let’s start by saying…gee thanks. Then….excuse me, ahem…My BIG ASS? LOL Well maybe anything would look enormous compared to that skin tag darling. I mean for instance, if you layed that mig on my butt cheek, yes, my ass would dwarf that small insignificant extra belly button you call a penis. Not to mention, in reference to (MY BIG ASS)…..judging by that extra large penis flap you got going on, your none to svelte  Mr. Fatty Fatterson.

And why on earth would you even think, even let the thought cross your mind of having sex with me, let alone any real woman? If that thing came near me, I would beat it off with a really big stick. I shutter at the thought. Never in a million years, not even if you were the last man on earth…..The human race would die gracefully, because it would be a cold day at the end of this earth that I would let that tic tac near me.

(Notice the shadow from his Mig on his leg…….hahahahaha it looks like a gum drop.)

I would imagine even a chihuahua penis is larger. What the hell, why am I even calling it a penis? It’s not even that. My lord I hate to have seen you at birth, your parents probably yelled at the doctor and asked him “I thought we were having a boy?” Not to mention I am quite certain that the doc had a hell of a time circumcising you!

Wait….no, you don’t look like you’ve been cut, or at least that’s what I can tell from the photo. Well anywho…..ewwwwwww, double whammy ickyness. Blugh….I think I am getting sick again……wait, I feel a puke burp coming on…….yep. Hahahahahahahaha

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